ADML II
                          Sizzlers & Fizzlers
                                April

Sizzlers:

Mike Piazza     .398, 7 HR, 15 RBI:  He could hit .400 at this pace.

Jay Buhner      12 Home Runs, 23 RBI: And its only the 2nd month of the season.

Brady Anderson  14 Home Runs, 26 RBI: Just about what you expect from him.

Kevin Seitzer   .389 BA, 37 hits, 16 RBI:  A truly unsung slugger with great
                numbers.

Robin Ventura   .283 BA, 24 RBI:  Enjoy it now and look out in 1997!

Dan Wilson      .407 BA, .626 SLG, 6 HR, 20 RBI:  Hey, I thought this Wilson
                 must be    HACK!
                              
Roger Clemens   5-0 2.68: The Rocket Man is back where you expect him.

Wilson Alvarez  5-0 2.85: See, some pitchers do perform in DMB!


Fizzlers:

Manny Ramirez   .209, 2 HR, 8 RBI:  100 points below his actual average.

Ray Langford    .141, 4 RBI, 97 AB:  Did the injury already kick in?

Carlos Baerga   .193, 1 HR, 3 RBI:  Ah, the slide begins.

Eddie Murray    .216, 11 RBI:  Not the steady Eddie of the 80's.

Ryne Sandberg   .194, 8 RBI:  Remember 1984?  With numbers like this you'll
                 have to.

Cal Ripken      .227 BA, 0 HR, & RBI:  Does this guy EVER perform in a mail
                league?

Brian Keagle    1-5, 10.31 ERA:  It's batting pratice time. Show me the ERA!

Andy Benes      1-5, 8.44 ERA, 23 XBH:  Didn't he used to be a pitcher?