Even though today is Opening Day in the Majors, ADML2 already has a month of play under its belt. So with that in mind, let's look at the Sizzlers and Fizzlers out of the ADML2 gate. Sizzlers JIM THOME-DARKNIGHTS .432 BA, 6 home runs, 24 RBI-The short porch at Yankee Stadium seems to agree with Mr. Thome. GARY SHEFFIELD-CHIPPEWAE .398 BA, 9 home runs, 26 RBI, 27 BB-And this guy was traded for Tim Salmon? KEN GRIFFEY JR-DARKNIGHTS 36 RBI's helps the Darknights zoom to the lead in the Feller DIvision. MARIANO DUNCAN-WOMBATS .391 BA, 54 base hits-a real hitting machine in motion here! GERONIMO BERROA-CAJUNS Leads the league with 12 home runs in the month of April. STERLING HITCHCOCK-BULL EYES 5-0 1.88 ERA-bring on the mandatory drug testing program! MARIANO RIVERA-FURY 1.47, 9 saves, 17 K's in 18.1 innings-helping to keep the Fury close to the pack. ROGER SALKELD-DARKNIGHTS 5-0 and rooling along with the Darknight jauggernaught. MARK GRUDZIELANK-SILTS 21 steals in 22 attempts! Watch out Maury Wills and will somebody throw this guy out! TIM WAKEFIELD-SNOWSOX Holding the league to a .198 BA in the first month of play. The floater must be working. Fizzlers ERIC OWENS-LOOKOUTS .000 BA-that's no typo! How about 0 for 27! TIM SALMON-LOOKOUTS .213 BA, 2 Home runs, 10 RBI-See Gary Sheffield. IVAN RODIGUEZ-ATTACK .230 BA-The Attack can ill afford for Ivan to play at this level. CLIFF FLOYD-BULL EYES Remember this guy? The one time can't miss prospect now can only miss with a .187 BA .267 OBP. RYAN KLESKO-BULL EYES .203 BA-Will the real Ryan Klesko please stand up? DANTE BICHETTE-FURY .186 BA with 3 home runs-Hey Dodger Stadium is no Coors Field. RON GANT-SILTS .154 BA with only 8 RBI-With Gant hitting like this it will be a long year for the Silts. TOM GLAVINE-BOILERMAKERS 2-4 4.79-No Cy Young performances here. MARK THOMPSON-TITANS 0-6 11.88 ERA-and in Busch Stadium too! CECIL FIELDER-THUNDER .198 BA including .167 BA with 0 home runs vs LHP-put this guy on a diet.